If muesli bar wrappers were designed by computer programmers...

[michael]

...you'd see something like this:

INGREDIENTS:
9 Grains Blend (41%) Contains: (
   Oats,
   Puffed Rice,
   Wheat Flakes (Contains:
      Wheat,
      Raw Sugar,
      Salt,
      Malt Extract (
         from Barley
      )
   ),
   Corn Flakes (Contains:
      Corn Grits,
      Raw Sugar,
      Salt,
      Malt Extract (
         from Barley
      ),
      Vitamins (
         Niacin,
         Thiamin,
         Riboflavin,
         Folic Acid
      ),
      Mineral (
          Iron
      )
   ),
   Linseed,
   Barley,
   Wheat Bran,
   Sunflower Kernel,
   Poppy Seeds,
   Puffed Whole Wheat,
   Polenta,
   Rye
),
Glucose Syrup (
   from Wheat
),
Sweetened Condensed Skim Milk (Contains:
   Skim Milk,
   Sugar
),
Invert Sugar,
Dried Paw Paw (Contains:
   Paw Paw,
   Sugar,
   Water,
   Preservative (
      223
   ),
   Colour (
      129
   )
),
Hemectant (
   Glycerin
),
Vegetable Oils (Contains:
   Soyabean &
   Peanut Oils
),
Molasses,
Emulsifier (
   Soya Lecithin
).

Actually, the above text is verbatim from a '9 Grains Breakfast Bar' I just ate. I only added formatting (so that I could easily match up all the bracket pairs).

Was quite tasty though.

In other (very belated) news I notice I haven't actually posted since getting married, so it is conceivable that there may be a very small (but non-zero) number of you who didn't know that the resulting photos are online (except for the table camera photos, which are still sitting on my computer. I'll upload them Real Soon Now, honest!). The honeymoon was worth it just for the sunset on the flight up. I really liked Broome.

Comments

[leahcim.livejournal.com]

Yep! I think I may have mentioned it to one or both of you at one point, before your photos had scrolled off the wedding proofs page. :P

We saw them again just a couple of weeks ago, at the wedding of a former co-worker of Linda's. And some other friends (also known within fandom) also wanted to have them, but David and Kellie have decided to start scheduling holidays into their winters.

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

I do know Mel and Ken were considering them for their wedding, but their wedding was the same time as the photographer and his wife were expecting their baby...